Top Ten Reasons Our Kids Can't Get Their Work Done

Straight from the homes of the Whites and the Fletchers:

10. I can't empty the dishwasher because my legs hurt

9. I don't have a pencil

8. I have a headache, but maybe a piece of candy will make it better?

7. I can't do my math because my  . . .  is sticking up . . .

6. I've done more work than she has so I'm going to slow down so she can catch up.

5. I need to go brush my teeth. Dad said.

4. I thought I heard something downstairs so I went to see but I was scared so I had to go get on my bed.

3. I remembered that I had to go wash my bike. Dad said.

2. I needed to do my Bible Study instead. (Implied meaning: I think that makes Jesus happier than doing what you told me to.)

1. Oh. Is it chore time?

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